I am an excellent student even though i do not understand what homework is or even know where to find my class. I've been around the world 2 times yet i have never left my room. my parents were apes so my whole life I've eaten nothing but ticks and bananas. I am only allergic to 2 things, commitment and bananas. i am a self proclaimed writer, athlete, and professional sleeper. Days aren't measured in hours, they're measured in the time it took me to take over the world. I am the reason the stock market crashed.
I know tae kwon do, karate, and 26 other dangerous words. Chuck Norris got his beard from me. my favourite movies are pineapple express, the human centipede and the notebook. I was trollin' youtube before it was cool.
I braved the gates of Mordor 5 years before Frodo was even born, my favourite colours are blue, green and the number 7. I invented twinkies but sadly lost the recipe. I once fought a bear just to see if it fought southpaw. Mr. Vancamp got his teaching skills from a note i left at a coffee shop when i went back in time in my Delorean. God came to me for advice when he created the world. I singlehandedly created the internet , books and phones just to make living more expensive. The number 6 isnt afraid of 7 , its afraid of me .
When I was born the premier of Canada was there to shake my moms hand and thank her for bringing Canada hope once more. When Donkey Kong was created they based him off a sketch of me. i have eaten every food in the world yet I only eat bananas and ticks. Obama is my homeboy. I know the cure for cancer and the secret to world peace , but for now I'm just applying for your college
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